英語小笑話帶翻譯精選

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了小學英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　停車***

　　"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?"

　　“告訴我，”法官問道，“你為什麼把車停在那兒?”

　　The driver rose and answered respectfully,

　　司機站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答，

　　"Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking'."

　　“因為尊敬的閣下，牌子上寫著‘可以停車’。”

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　三個醉漢

　　Two drunkards are walking along.

　　兩個醉漢正在走著。

　　One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”

　　其中一個對另一個說，“多麼美麗的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”

　　The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend.

　　另一個醉漢停下來，看著他喝醉的朋友說，

　　"You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."

　　“你錯了，那不是月亮，是太陽。”

　　Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him.

　　他倆開始爭論起來，過了一會兒，他們碰到了另一個醉漢，他們攔住他。

　　"Sir, could you please help settle our argument?

　　“先生，您能不能幫我們解決我們爭論的問題?

　　Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining.

　　請告訴我們天上發光的是什麼，

　　Is it the moon or the sun?"

　　是月亮還是人陽?”

　　The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said,

　　第三個醉漢看了看天空，然後看了看他們，說，

　　"Sorry, I don't live around here."

　　“對下起，我不住這兒。”

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　你去哪兒了?

　　Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things.

　　古時候，有個人總是忘事。

　　One day, he went out with his little son.

　　一天，他帶著小兒子出門。

　　He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.

　　一高興，便讓兒子騎在自己的脖子上。

　　After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people:

　　過了一會兒，他忽然想起兒子來，逢人便問:

　　"Have you seen my child?"

　　“你看到我的孩子了嗎?”

　　One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?"

　　有個同村的村民見了大笑，說:“你難道不知道他在你脖子上嗎?”

　　Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck,

　　一聽這話，這人一把將兒子一從脖子上揪下來，

　　he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted:

　　氣憤至極，狠狠地打了孩子，嚷道:

　　"I have told you not to go here and there.

　　“我叫你別亂跑，

　　Where did you go just now?"

　　剛才你到哪裡去了?”