簡短幽默英語小故事

　　英語幽默故事簡短，內容詼諧幽默，情節生動有趣。今天小編整理了一些英語小故事，希望對大家喜歡。

　　英語幽默小故事：十塊糖 Ten Candies

　　Ten Candies

　　Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

　　“Ten.” Jim says.

　　“Then,” Mother asks.

　　“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

　　十塊糖

　　媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”

　　“10塊。”吉姆說。

　　“10塊?”媽媽問。

　　“是的，媽媽。因為4塊在我的肚子裡面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎?”

　　英語幽默小故事：我不想走路回家 I Don’t Want to Walk Home

　　I Don’t Want to Walk Home

　　Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.

　　But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”

　　After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”

　　The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”我不想走回家

　　湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯後到大街上散步，在7點回來睡覺。

　　但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車停在他家門前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來。”

　　警察走後：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎麼了?”

　　這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”

　　英語幽默小故事：認錯 It’s Good to Admit a Fault

　　It’s Good to Admit a Fault

　　John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.

　　認錯

　　約翰並不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。

　　“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。

　　“什麼?出什麼事了?”約翰醒了。

　　“你為什麼要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。

　　“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。

　　“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。

　　“嗯，還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。