英語小笑話小故事對話

　　笑話由於其滑稽可笑的特點而為人們長久以來所喜愛。而人們對笑話的熱衷與喜愛也促使人們在開懷捧腹的同時對笑話為何能夠使人發笑這一問題進行思考。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A Great Man

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

　　一名偉人

　　老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎?

　　學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。

　　篇二

　　So Hospitable the boy is!

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece ofcheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

　　The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyesthan your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

　　"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　好客

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。

　　客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?”

　　“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

　　篇三

　　A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to theofficer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

　　"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

　　He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

　　The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him —he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

　　The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

　　At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over theborder yet?"

　　一個傢伙開車的時候警察追了上來。這個傢伙搖開窗戶問警察：“怎麼了，警官?”

　　“沒事，我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術，很高興你獲得了價值5000美元的安全駕駛獎。祝賀你!你認為你要拿這筆錢去做什麼?”

　　他想了一會說“哦，我覺得，我應該去考駕照”。

　　坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的，他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.

　　“後面座位的傢伙說”我告訴你，偷來的車我們走不遠的。”

　　此時，行李箱出現了敲擊聲並傳出一個模糊不清的聲音：“我們穿過了邊境了嗎?”