有關英語笑話故事短文

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的英語知識。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Father's Motto

　　teacher: My Children, remember this motto. “Give others more and leave for yourself less.”

　　Jack: It' just my father's motto!

　　Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation?

　　Jack: He is a boxer.

　　父親的格言

　　老師：孩子們，記住這句格言：“多給予，少接受。”

　　傑克：那正是我父親的格言!

　　老師：你父親真是個品質高尚的人啊!他是幹什麼工作的?

　　傑克：它是個拳擊手。

　　：He Was Caught

　　“Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.”

　　“how come?”

　　“He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.”

　　他被抓住了

　　“波羅涅斯由於作弊被開除了”

　　“什麼原因啊”

　　“在生理衛生考試中,他數自己的肋骨,結果被發現了.”

　　：“剩下的我來做!”

　　A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

　　"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

　　"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

　　"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

　　：“第一印象”搞砸了

　　A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.

　　When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then."

　　He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"

　　"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."

　　：“我已經反著穿了!”

　　A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

　　The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

　　His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”